Sex Tape 1
The Rapper: Lil Wayne
Why We Wouldn't Be Surprised If He Had A Sex Tape: It feels like Weezy's calmed down considerably in the last year or so—jail will do that to ya—but there was a period in his life where, if you believe everything Wayne raps about, he was getting it in with the opposite sex. Are we really supposed to believe that, in a promethazine-induced haze, he didn't decide to pick up a camera at least once?
Why He Absolutely Should Not Make One: If you believe everything Weezy raps about, there are some things he digs in the bedroom that you definitely do not want to see! And after Kat Stacks' reign, we already know the Young Money crew isn't shy about, er, "sharing" their sexual experiences. With that said, there's no telling who might pop up midway through rolling.
Why We Wouldn't Be Surprised If He Had A Sex Tape: It feels like Weezy's calmed down considerably in the last year or so—jail will do that to ya—but there was a period in his life where, if you believe everything Wayne raps about, he was getting it in with the opposite sex. Are we really supposed to believe that, in a promethazine-induced haze, he didn't decide to pick up a camera at least once?
Why He Absolutely Should Not Make One: If you believe everything Weezy raps about, there are some things he digs in the bedroom that you definitely do not want to see! And after Kat Stacks' reign, we already know the Young Money crew isn't shy about, er, "sharing" their sexual experiences. With that said, there's no telling who might pop up midway through rolling.
Sex Tape 2
The Rapper: Diddy
Why We Wouldn't Be Surprised If He Had A Sex Tape: Diddy and Cassie? Diddy and J. Lo? Diddy and Kim Porter? By now, it's been rumored that Diddy's crafted a sex tape with just about everyone he dated.
Why He Absolutely Should Not Make One: What exactly does Puff gain by releasing a sex tape? We're pretty sure he's good to go as far as females are concerned. And after seeing him at Compound over the weekend arguing with folks about what type of liquor they were drinking, doesn't he have enough problems when it comes to videos of him leaking out onto the 'net? And those tantric sex cosigns? Stay off camera, dude.
Why We Wouldn't Be Surprised If He Had A Sex Tape: Diddy and Cassie? Diddy and J. Lo? Diddy and Kim Porter? By now, it's been rumored that Diddy's crafted a sex tape with just about everyone he dated.
Why He Absolutely Should Not Make One: What exactly does Puff gain by releasing a sex tape? We're pretty sure he's good to go as far as females are concerned. And after seeing him at Compound over the weekend arguing with folks about what type of liquor they were drinking, doesn't he have enough problems when it comes to videos of him leaking out onto the 'net? And those tantric sex cosigns? Stay off camera, dude.
Sex Tape 3
The Rapper: Nicki Minaj
Why We Wouldn't Be Surprised If She Had A Sex Tape: There have been rumors about an old Nicki sex tape floating around on the Web pretty much ever since she first came onto the scene. So we wouldn't be particularly surprised to hear she clicked on the flipcam before becoming a star.
Why She Absolutely Should Not Make One: Remember how long it took Minaj to keep mum about butt enhancement rumors? If more hyper-sexualized publicity came her way, that's all people would talk about for the next 365. So even though it pains us to say this, black barbie is better off with her clothes on.
Why We Wouldn't Be Surprised If She Had A Sex Tape: There have been rumors about an old Nicki sex tape floating around on the Web pretty much ever since she first came onto the scene. So we wouldn't be particularly surprised to hear she clicked on the flipcam before becoming a star.
Why She Absolutely Should Not Make One: Remember how long it took Minaj to keep mum about butt enhancement rumors? If more hyper-sexualized publicity came her way, that's all people would talk about for the next 365. So even though it pains us to say this, black barbie is better off with her clothes on.
Sex Tape 4
The Rapper: Kanye West
Why We Wouldn't Be Surprised If He Had A Sex Tape: It's Kanye! So nothing surprises us anymore when it comes to him. For all we know, he's casting famous actresses to star in a tasteful carnal fest set to songs from his next album. Seriously, though, we know 'Ye's not dumb enough to create a sex tape now, but back in the day, we wouldn't be surprised to hear that he had red light flickering for a romp or two. Kanye does love the cameras, after all.
Why He Absolutely Should Not Make One: Like Nicki, 'Ye has passed the point in his career where the publicity generated by a sex tape would do him any good. Plus, you remember what happened when those cell phone pics he took leaked onto the 'net, right? Let's not go through that again, please.
Why We Wouldn't Be Surprised If He Had A Sex Tape: It's Kanye! So nothing surprises us anymore when it comes to him. For all we know, he's casting famous actresses to star in a tasteful carnal fest set to songs from his next album. Seriously, though, we know 'Ye's not dumb enough to create a sex tape now, but back in the day, we wouldn't be surprised to hear that he had red light flickering for a romp or two. Kanye does love the cameras, after all.
Why He Absolutely Should Not Make One: Like Nicki, 'Ye has passed the point in his career where the publicity generated by a sex tape would do him any good. Plus, you remember what happened when those cell phone pics he took leaked onto the 'net, right? Let's not go through that again, please.
Sex Tape 5
The Rapper: Wiz Khalifa
Why We Wouldn't Be Surprised If He Had A Sex Tape: He's dating Amber Rose. Enough said.
Why He Absolutely Should Not Make One: Learn from Amber's mistakes, Wiz! Some of your fans are already feel like you sold out by shacking up with Amber, so why give them even more of a reason to dislike you by making an appearance in a sex tape with her? You get to see that voluptous behind every day (and night!). Do you really need a tape to remember what it looks like?
Why We Wouldn't Be Surprised If He Had A Sex Tape: He's dating Amber Rose. Enough said.
Why He Absolutely Should Not Make One: Learn from Amber's mistakes, Wiz! Some of your fans are already feel like you sold out by shacking up with Amber, so why give them even more of a reason to dislike you by making an appearance in a sex tape with her? You get to see that voluptous behind every day (and night!). Do you really need a tape to remember what it looks like?
Sex Tape 6
The Rapper: Rick Ross
Why We Wouldn't Be Surprised If He Had A Sex Tape: Ross already had one fake sex tape surface that featured a guy who looked a whole lot like him going at it a few years back. So we wouldn't be shocked to hear that he had a few real tapes floating around out there.
Why He Absolutely Should Not Make One: On a list of the top 10 things we absolutely do NOT want to see before we die, "Rick Ross naked" is at or damn near close to the top. We don't want to see a video. We don't want to see photos. Hell, we don't want to see a grainy, blurred-out screen grab. You've got a whoooooole lotta love to share with the ladies out there, Ross. Just make sure you're doing it in a room that has zero cameras in it. Thanks!
Why We Wouldn't Be Surprised If He Had A Sex Tape: Ross already had one fake sex tape surface that featured a guy who looked a whole lot like him going at it a few years back. So we wouldn't be shocked to hear that he had a few real tapes floating around out there.
Why He Absolutely Should Not Make One: On a list of the top 10 things we absolutely do NOT want to see before we die, "Rick Ross naked" is at or damn near close to the top. We don't want to see a video. We don't want to see photos. Hell, we don't want to see a grainy, blurred-out screen grab. You've got a whoooooole lotta love to share with the ladies out there, Ross. Just make sure you're doing it in a room that has zero cameras in it. Thanks!
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