Showing posts with label Kanye West. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kanye West. Show all posts

Thursday, 24 May 2012

Kanye West heads south ... to ogle Kim's boobs


CHEEKY Kanye West ogles his gorgeous missus Kim Kardashian on the red carpet at the premiere of his debut film.


The rapper was unveiling his latest art release, Cruel Summer, to press at Cannes last night.
But he seemed more interested in eyeing up Kim's big bulging breasts than chatting to reporters.
The rapper can boast Grammy's galore and a successful clothing range, but this new project will enable him to add film star to his CV.
The movie is a glimpse of what music fans can expect from the G.O.O.D. music compilation album Cruel Summer.
After coming up for some air, moody Kanye appeared happy for Kim to take the limelight.



 He flashed his now-trademark glare as Kim paraded her body in a beautiful gold and cream-coloured embroidered dress and black boots.



 After last night's launch, Cruel Summer will be presented at various show times for the general public today and tomorrow.



 Kanye and Kim have been joined at the hip since they got together last month.


Earlier this week the couple were in London for Kayne's Watch The Throne gigs with Jay-Z.

Thursday, 1 March 2012

Hip-Hop Rumors: Wiz Khalifa and Amber Rose are Officially Engaged! Hip-Hop Rumors: Wiz Khalifa and Amber Rose are Officially Engaged!


Wiz Khalifa and Amber Rose
Congratulations to the happy couple! Wiz Khalifa has finally popped the question and decided to make an honest woman out of Amber Rose. The two tweeted the news on Twitter today. Check out the rock Amber will now be sporting on her finger!
And everybody thought they were already married. Kanye Twitter rant in 5…4…3..2….

Monday, 13 February 2012

Kanye West, Adele, Chris Brown, and More Winners of 54th Grammy Awards


The 54th Annual Grammy Awards took place last night at the Staples Center in Los Angeles, CA.
Big winners like Adele, Foo Fighters, and Kanye West took home multiple Awards. In case you missed the show, check out the artists who took home Grammys in major categories.
Winners
Album of the Year – Adele, 21
Record of the Year – Adele, “Rolling in the Deep”
Song of the Year – Adele, “Rolling in the Deep”
Best New Artist – Bon Iver
Best Pop Solo Performance – Adele, “Someone Like You”
Best Pop Duo/Group Performance – Tony Bennett & Amy Winehouse, “Body and Soul”
Best Pop Instrumental Album – Booker T. Jones, The Road From Memphis
Best Pop Vocal Album – Adele, 21
Best Dance Recording – Skrillex, “Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites”
Best Dance/Electronica Album – Skrillex, Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites
Best Traditional Pop Vocal Album – Tony Bennett & Various Artists, Duets II
Best Rock Performance – Foo Fighters, “Walk”
Best Hard Rock/Metal Performance – Foo Fighters, “White Limo”
Best Rock Song – Foo Fighters, “Walk”
Best Rock Album – Foo Fighters, Wasting Light
Best Alternative Music Album – Bon Iver, Bon Iver
Best R&B Performance – Corinne Bailey Rae, “In This Love”
Best Traditional R&B Performance – Cee Lo Green & Melanie Fiona, “Fool For You”
Best R&B Song – “Fool For You” (Performed by Cee Lo Green & Melanie Fiona)
Best R&B Album – Chris Brown, F.A.M.E.
Best Rap Performance – Kanye West & Jay-Z, “Otis”
Best Rap/Sung Collaboration – Kanye West, Rihanna, Kid Cudi & Fergie, “All Of The Lights”
Best Rap Song – “All Of The Lights” (Performed by Kanye West, Rihanna, Kid Cudi & Fergie)
Best Rap Album – Kanye West, My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
Best Country Solo Performance – Taylor Swift, “Mean”
Best Country Duo/Group Performance – The Civil Wars, “Barton Hollow”
Best Country Song – Taylor Swift, “Mean”
Best Country Album – Lady Antebellum, Own The Night
Best Spoken Word Album – Betty White, If You Ask Me (And Of Course You Won’t)
Best Comedy Album – Louis C.K., Hilarious
Best Musical Theater Album – The Book of Mormon
Best Compilation Soundtrack for Visual Media – Boardwalk Empire: Volume 1
Best Score Soundtrack for Visual Media – Alexandre Desplat, The King’s Speech
Best Song Written For Visual Media – Tangled, “I See The Light”
Best Historical Album – Paul McCartney, Band On The Run
Best Short Form Music Video – Adele, “Rolling in the Deep”
Best Long Form Music Video – Foo Fighters, Foo Fighters: Back And Forth

Hip-Hop Rumors: Lil’ Wayne Disses The Throne!

Last night at the YMCMB pre-Grammy party in L.A., Lil’  Wayne took another swipe at Jay-Z. While addressing the crowd and showcasing his new sales plaque, as well as asking for a moment of silence for Whitney Houston, Lil’ Wayne rapped a line where he throws shade at The Throne.
Check out the 3:46 mark in the video below where Lil Wayne raps:
“I met a bad red bone/ I took the bitch home/ I asked her what she want to watch/ She said surely not, The Throne.”

Tuesday, 11 October 2011

We Found Love! 5 Guys Who Should Wife Up Rihanna


Rihanna has just about everything going for her these days. With her single, "Cheers (Drink To That)," still making plenty of noise on the Billboard Hot 100 chart, she recently put out her next single, "We Found Love," which sounds like it's destined to do the same. That song comes from her forthcoming album, Talk That Talk, which is dropping next month just a little over a year after she dropped her last album, Loud. She's got an Emporio Armani commercial that just started airing. And she's also been touring relentlessly since June on her Loud Tour.
So, it's safe to say things are going well for her. But, unfortunately she doesn't quite have everything figured out yet. Despite all of the success she's enjoyed in her career, she's struggled to find and keep a long-term boyfriend since calling it quits with Los Angeles Dodgers outfielder Matt Kemp late last year. Recently, though, rumors have popped up indicating that Rih-Rih is dating model Dudley O'Shaughnessy, who co-stars alongside her in the new "We Found Love" video (pictured above). But, has she really found love with him?
Only time will tell. But just in case it doesn't work out, we've got a few guys that we think should try keeping the Bajan bombshell company this fall. As it gets closer and closer to cuffing season—PSA: Ladies and gents, it's almost time to settle down for the winter!—these are the five guys we think should make every effort to wife up Rihanna. Find your love, fellas

Rihanna Love 1
The Guy: Drake
Who Is He? If you really need us to explain, please click the "X" on your browser now (But, just for the record, Drizzy and Rih-Rih collaborated on last year's hit single, "What's My Name?")
Why He's Got A Shot: Whether you choose to believe the rumors or not, these two seem to have some sort of romantic past. We're not sure if it didn't work out, they didn't pursue it further, or if it simply didn't exist at all. But what we doknow is that Drake and Rihanna are almost the same age (he's 24; she's 23), they're both at the top of their respective genres right now, and they would automatically become the new-age Jay-Z and Beyonce if they ever decided to seriously link up. Otherwise, we'll just have to wait for Drake's inevitable memoir to find out what really happened between them a couple years ago.
Rihanna Love 2
The Guy: Blake Griffin
Who Is He? The 2011 NBA Rookie of the Year and the 2011 Slam Dunk Contest winner
Why He's Got A Shot: For starters, Griffin plays ball in Los Angeles. Granted, it's for the Clippers, not the Lakers, but Rih-Rih seems to spend plenty of time out there and she's been spotted at Clips games in the past, so we figure that's a plus. As far as young ballers go, Griffin is also at the head of his class right now and his star would only get brighter if he wifed up Rihanna. Will she go after another athlete from L.A. after the whole Matt Kemp thing? Eh, we're not sure. But if she wants to, then look no further.
Rihanna Love 3
The Guy: The-Dream
Who Is He? Rihanna's labelmate on Def Jam and the hitmaker responsible for her 2007 song, "Livin' A Lie"
Why He's Got A Shot: Under normal circumstances, we'd take one look at The-Dream, one look at Rihanna, and toss this idea on the cutting room floor. It's just too crazy to even picture these two together, right? But outside of the fact that Dream is a genius in the studio, he also wifed up Christina Milian a few years back. So clearly he's got something going for him. Hey, weirder things have happened. Don't count dude out.
Rihanna Love 4
The Guy: Anthony Mackie
Who Is He? A young, black Hollywood actor who has made quite the name for himself with roles in 8 MileNotoriousThe Hurt LockerThe Adjustment Bureau, and, most recently, Real Steel
Why He's Got A Shot: Go Google "young black actor." We'll wait...Hey, back already?! Uh, yeah. There aren't that many options out there, huh? That's bad—terrible, in fact—for black actors but great for Mackie, who is quickly becoming one of the most important young black actors out there and getting offered plenty of good roles. In a few years, your man could very easily be a blockbuster actor at the box office, which would make him and Rih-Rih quite the power couple. "Papa Doc" FTW!
Rihanna Love 5
The Guy: Kanye West
Who Is He? If you don't know the answer to this, we don't have the time to help you. But 'Ye and Rih helped turn Jay-Z's 2009 single, "Run This Town" into asmash
Why He's Got A Shot: Last week Vibe came up  with a list of the 10 chicks 'Ye should try and wife up. Reason being? He's flying through girls right now! Whether they like him because of what he did on Watch The Throne or because he just launched a fashion line is irrelevant. What does matter is he seems to have the key to just about girl's heart that he wants right now. And wouldn't Rih-Rih be the ultimate catch? We think so. And this relationship would also keep the blogs entertained for days. Whaddaya say, 'Ye?

Kanye West Remains Silent During His Visit To Occupy Wall Street


As the Occupy Wall Street movement continues to push on in Manhattan's Financial District, hip-hop's finest have been showing their support to the working class. Last night (Oct.10), Kanye West popped up with Russell Simmons to bond with the people.
Russell Simmons tweeted: “I just walked @kanyewest thru the #occupywallstreet. I love how sweet and tolerant he was to the crowd” 

Wednesday, 5 October 2011

Nick Cannon ft Kanye West - Big Spender (Unreleased)

JOE BUDDEN'S SHOT AT JAY-Z? T.I.'S NEW STUDIO ARRANGEMENT!

T.I.'S NEW STUDIO ARRANGEMENT!



So, you know the word is out on T.I. Tip is NOT going back to jail and people are making sure he doesn't, from what I am hearing. One thing that will be cool for people into the environment is, I heard T.I. will be in a super high tech state of the art "green studio" in Atlanta. I heard this place is awesome! I heard they use stuff like recycled materials and solar energy. Most of all, I heard there's not alcohol or other such items allowed that may create and unsavory climate for Tip. Waiting for the King to take that throne back.

JOE BUDDEN'S SHOT AT JAY-Z?




So, the word on the streets is that Joe Budden took a lil' shot at Kanye and Jay-Z in his freestyle at the BET Hip-Hop Awards cypher. He said:

"I'm not watching the throne / I'm sabotaging it."


Interesting. But, here is the other side, Joe Budden has reportedly claimed that this IS NOT a SHOT at Jay and 'Ye. How can he expect us to take it any other way? Some of you yung bucks may not be aware, but Joe and Jay have been beefing in varying degrees for years. This is just another page in the continuing saga.


Monday, 3 October 2011

Kanye West Sends Out Invites To Clothing Unveiling At Paris Fashion Week

There's been much speculation about the highly anticipated clothing line from Kanye West. While there's been no official confirmation from the rapper himself, there's been several rumors and reports surrounding its release.
It was said Ye was planning to debut his line during Fashion Week in Paris, but reports last week said the line may not be ready in time -- which was one of the rumored reasons he didn't making an unveiling during New York Fashion Week.
However, everythingYNTK just posted the alleged invitation (see below) to the unveiling of Kanye West's Spring/Summer 2012 collection, which according to the paper, will take place on Saturday evening (October 1) at the Paris-based school, Lycee Henri IV.
At the top of the invitation is an inscribed "Dw," which some have interpreted it to represent the initials of West's late mother, Donda West.
The unveiling will only be shown to around 100 select individuals who were invited, but it's sure to make an impression ... and pop up on blogs and publications around the world.
West has been reportedly working with Central Saint Martins graduate students in Turnmills, a now-defunct nightclub in London, on the creation of the line. This, however, has not been confirmed either.
Just this week, Ye was spotted handpicking his fabrics, during a quiet shopping trip in London's East End.
The rapper visited London Trimmings, a shop in Whitechapel, East London, where he reportedly spent £14,000 (almost $22,000) on zippers and fabrics, in two trips, said its owner.
"He turned up unexpectedly at first. He was very polite, interested in what we had to say," Owner Ashraf Loonat, 31, told the BBC. "What was really good was when I asked him [Kanye] why he was here himself he said, 'I want to work from the ground upwards, I don't want to leave it to someone else.'"
What the line holds is currently unknown, but a source previously told New York Magazine that that Kanye's collection has references to the Samurai, sporty garments, luxury garments and embellishments will play an important role in shaping the overall look.
Stay tuned...
Kanye West invitation

Thursday, 22 September 2011

Kanye West's Clothing Line Being Produced By Students In London?


Kanye WestRumors of a Kanye West fashion line have been circulating for months now. But with Paris Fashion Week coming next week, new reports say the rap star is preparing to introduce pieces from his Spring/Summer 2012 line.
Sources tell New York Magazine that Kanye has been working with Central Saint Martins graduate students in Turnmills, a now-defunct nightclub in London. The students are rumored to be making the new line, and Kanye's been there often, overseeing things.
A source says that Kanye has been hands on, but his indecisiveness had made the collection hard to materialize. Thus, it may not be ready for Fashion Week in Paris.
"Kanye was in fairly often (for all the fittings), [he] was very nice and polite and talked knowledgably [sic] about shape etc., but was prone to changing his mind a lot," the NY Magsays, citing an anonymous source. "In fact, the whole process was slightly excruciating, as there were SO many opinions that it took forever to get anything done'. Our source went on to say they would be 'amazed' if the collection is ready in time for Paris Fashion Week, 'and that's quite likely the reason it wasn't shown last week at New York Fashion Week after all'."
In the summer, there were rumors that he was developing a line with British knitwear designer, Louise Goldin, which she denied. Ironically, the graduate students reportedly making his line months later, are ex-CSM students of Goldin.
The source also said that Kanye's collection has references to the Samurai, sporty garments, luxury garments and embellishments will play an important role in shaping the overall look.
Australian Harper's Bazaar's Christine Centenera is thought to be the line's muse as she is "hanging around so much."
Stay tuned...

Wednesday, 21 September 2011

Kanye West Says ‘Rest In Peace’ TO the Black Eyed Peas

Are the Black Eyed Peas a wrap?
That’s the question people have been asking following a performance by Kanye West at the Austin City Limits Music Festival in Texas on Friday (September 16), when he called for an impromptu eulogy of the super popular hip-hop group.
Against a backdrop of fog and laser beams, Kanye wrapped up the performance of his hit single, “All of the Lights”, by saying “Rest in peace” during Fergie’s verse.
“Rest in peace to the Black Eyed Peas. You’re gonna be missed,” he said as the verse ended from the track.
Fergie said that the Peas would be taking an “indefinite break” from recording back in July, during a concert in Staffordshire, UK, proclaiming the show “very special,” because it would be the “last time we’re going to be in England for a long time.”
Will.i.am later tweeted a similar message, writing, “The @Bep will take a break after The Beginning (their 2010 album)…just like we did from Monkey Business to The E.N.D. ..but it doesn’t mean we stop creating.”
Have they broken up behind the scenes though? Maybe Kanye knows something we don’t.
Will addressed the rumored break-up over the weekend, saying “@bep will never die.”
“maybe @kanyewest was stating the fact we will take a rest for a little bit…but we the @bep will never die…never…impossible,” he wrote (@IAmWill).

Thursday, 15 September 2011

Hip-Hop Rumors: Kanye West and Consequence End Beef [Video]

Lookie here! The beef with Kanye and Consequence is over. Check out what Cons had to say about it.


Thursday, 8 September 2011

A Milli? 5 Reasons Lil Wayne's 'Tha Carter IV' Outsold Jay-Z and Kanye West's 'Watch The Throne'







Lil Wayne 1
1. Lil Wayne's "6 Foot 7 Foot" is a much bigger single than The Throne's "Otis"—despite the fact that it was released more than nine months ago.
There isn't a huge difference between the two singles as far as chart positions go—"6 Foot 7 Foot" peaked at No. 9 on the Billboard Hot 100 chart, while "Otis" has gone as high as No. 12—but it's safe to say that a lot of the success of "Otis" can be attributed to the fact that Jay and 'Ye built WTT's buzz up to a deafening level before they finally threw hip-hop fans a bone and released "Otis." Wayne, on the other hand, dropped "6 Foot 7 Foot" allllll the way back in 2010, which has given both the song and the Bangladesh instrumental time to work their way into the mainstream. As a result, it remains ubiquitous on Top 40 radio.
Oh, and don't think we forgot about "How To Love," either. Hate it or love it, that song is a huge crossover hit for Wayne (it peaked at No. 5 on the Hot 100 chart) and, while hip-hop heads haven't exactly embraced it, mainstream radio has. And that's what you need to sell a million albums in your first week.



Lil Wayne 2
2. Lil Wayne hasn't given diehard fans much to work with since he got out of jail at the end of 2010.
By Lil Wayne's standards, he's been remarkably quiet in the last calendar year.Before prison, he was releasing a handful of mixtapes, a dozen or so guest appearances, and an album every year or so. But outside of a few notable guest spots (see: Kelly Rowland's "Motivation") and his lackluster Sorry IV the Waitmixtape, Weezy has been super quiet in 2011. So it's really no surprise that all his fans would rush out and buy the first sanctioned piece of work he put out in 2011.



Lil Wayne 3
3. Lil Wayne fans have proven that they'll buy just about anything that Wayne puts out.
Remember the I Am Not A Human Being album that Young Money released last September? Not exactly classic material. Yet, Wayne fans flocked to buy it. The lead single, "Right Above it," featuring Drake, was certified platinum and the album as a whole is almost platinum, too, having sold more than 900,000 copies to date. If you remember, that album wasn't promoted super well and included stuff that Wayne had recorded damn near a year before it actually dropped. All that didn't matter to Wayne's fans, though, who scooped it up with the quickness.


Lil Wayne 4
4. Lil Wayne's appearance on the MTV Video Music Awards put him front and center on the night that Tha Carter IV was released.
Make no mistake about it: This marketing tactic helped Wayne sell a boatload of albums. It's not like he performed a week before Tha Carter IV dropped or even a couple of days before people could pick it up in stores. He performed at the VMAs hours before people could log onto iTunes to cop it. It gave people the chance to buy it while Wayne was fresh on the brain.
Granted, there was also a palpable buzz for Watch The Throne that existed on the Internet. But even in 2011, not everyone runs to the Web to cop music or even relies on the 'net to tell them what they should be listening to, so Jay and 'Ye missed out on a lot of sales simply because they kept the album a secret for so long.

Lil Wayne 5
5. Lil Wayne has worked his ass off touring to get people excited about his music again.
If you think about Wayne's buzz before Tha Carter III as compared to his buzz before Tha Carter IV, it was much different back then than it was this time around. In 2008, Wayne had so much material floating around on the Internet and such a big buildup to the project that people couldn't wait to cop Carter III. It's one of the reasons it flew off store shelves. In 2011, that same buzz is still there, just in a different form. Wayne's I Am Music tour has put him front and center in dozens of different cities throughout the last year. It's given the rap blogs tons of material, given rap fans an opportunity to reconnect with Wayne, and given Wayne the chance to sell himself to the people again. And it's paid off. It's paid off big.
So while it seems like Watch The Throne should have outsold Tha Carter IV, the truth is that hard work pays off. And while we're sure Jay and 'Ye worked hard onWTT, Wayne worked just a little bit harder at actually getting people to buy his album. So, should we really be surprised at how many albums he was able to sell? Like it or not, Wayne wins again with Carter IV.

Saturday, 3 September 2011

Hip-Hop Rumors: Will Bey-Z's Godfather Be Kanye West?


WOW! Peep the report from "The Sun"

KANYE West is so confident about being named godfather to Beyonce's baby he's probably already bought the china tea set.

The rapper has told pals he's nailed on to get the gig.

He's even been saying he feels like it's his baby because he's so close to the singer and husband Jay-Z.

A source said: "Kanye is as excited about the baby as Beyonce and Jay-Z.

"He's been saying he's going to be godfather and is absolutely chuffed."It will be a huge honour for him."

What the hell is CHUFFED?

Wednesday, 31 August 2011

D'Banj Brings Out Kanye West In London [Video]



Right after performing at the MTV Video Music Awards Kanye West jetted over to London to join newly signed G.O.O.D. Music artist D'Banj on stage at the Hammersmith Apollo. Together the two performed "All Of The Lights."

Thursday, 11 August 2011

Barcode illest-motherfking lines watch throne (first 5 tracks)


WTT Lines 1
THE SONG: "No Church in the Wild," featuring Frank Ocean

THE NOMINEES:
1. Jay-Z: "Cocaine seats, all white like I got the whole thing bleached/Drug dealer chic, I'm wonderin' if a thug's prayers reach"
2. Kanye: "Thinkin' 'bout the girl in the all-leopard/Who was rubbin' the wood like Kiki Sheperd"
3. Jay-Z: "I'm out here ballin', I know y'all hear my sneaks/Jesus was a carpenter, Yeezy laid beats/Hova flow the Holy Ghost, get the hell up out your seats"
4. Kanye: "When we die, the money we can't keep/But we probably spend it all 'cause the pain ain't cheap"
WINNER → #1
WHY THE WINNING LINE IS HOT: Let the slick talk start early! Jay describes his all-white-everything ride to perfection and just narrowly edges out 'Ye's hilarious Kiki Sheperd punchline. Good start, fellas.




WTT Lines 2
THE SONG: "Lift Off," featuring Beyonce

THE NOMINEES:
1. Kanye: "Lift off, takin' my coat off/Showin' my tattoos, I'm such a showoff"
2. Jay-Z:"Rappers hear Watch The Throne, they gon' be pissed off/Earth is boring to 'em, shit is making my dick soft"
3. Kanye: "I'm supercharged/I'm 'bout to take this whole thing to Mars"
4. Jay-Z: "When you Earnhardt as me, eventually you hit a big wall/5, 4, 3, 2, we need fuel"
WINNER → #4
WHY THE WINNING LINE IS HOT
: Admittedly, there isn't much in terms of "hot" lyrics on this track. In fact, Jay barely contributes to it. But when he does, he leaves us with the second hottest Dale Earnhardt rap reference of all-time. Word to Cam'Ron's "Halftime."


WTT Lines 3
THE SONG: "Ni**as In Paris"
THE NOMINEES:
1. Jay-Z: "So, I ball so hard, motherfuckers wanna fine me, but first niggas gotta find me/What's 50 grand to a motherfucker like me?/Can you please remind me?"
2. Kanye: "Fuck ol' girl, she don't wanna dance/Excuse my French but I'm in France"
3. Jay-Z: "Ball so hard, I'm shocked, too/I'm supposed to be locked up, too/If you escaped what I've escaped, you'd be in Paris getting fucked up, too"
4. Kanye: "Prince William ain't do it right, if you ask me/'Cause if I was him, I would have married Kate and Ashley"
WINNER → #4
WHY THE WINNING LINE IS HOT: All four of these lines would probably make a list of the top 16 lines on the album as a whole. But because we can only pick one, we'll go with 'Ye's silly reference to Prince William and the royal wedding. We can't help but wonder whether or not a guy who's set up to take over a realthrone will find this as funny as we did.

THE SONG: "Otis," featuring Otis Redding
THE NOMINEES:
1. Jay-Z: "I invented swag/Poppin' bottles, puttin' supermodels in the cab"
2. Kanye: "Niggas talkin real reckless, stuntmen/I adopted these niggas, Phillip Drummond 'em/Now I'm 'bout to make them tuck they whole summer in"
3. Jay-Z: "Photo shoot fresh, looking like wealth/I'm 'bout to call the paparazzi on myself"
4. Kanye: "I made 'Jesus Walks,' I'm never going to hell/Couture level flow, it's never going on sale"
WINNER → #2
WHY THE WINNING LINE IS HOT: Don't lie: You know you've read at least 5,476 "I'm about to make ______ tuck his whole summer in" tweets since this song dropped in July. So, how could it not be called the hottest line on this song?

WTT Lines 5
THE SONG: "Gotta Have It"
THE NOMINEES:
1. Kanye: "LOLOLOL to white America, assassinate my character/Money matrimony, yeah, they tryin' to break the marriage up"
2. Kanye: "Sorry I'm in my pajamas, but I just got off the PJ/And last party we had, they shut down Prive"
3. Jay-Z: "I wish I could give you this feelin', I'm plankin' on a million"
4. Jay-Z: "Wassup, motherfucker, where my money at?/You gon' make me come down to your house where yo' mummy at/Mummy wrap the kids, have 'em cryin' for they mummy back"
WINNER → #3
WHY THE WINNING LINE IS HOT: We get the feeling this line won't age particularly well (hope you're ready to explaining the "planking" phenomena to your kids in 10 years!), but it is pretty amazing to know that Hov knows what planking is. Props to Yeezy, though, for making the verbal LOL somewhat acceptable for a half a second.

Kanye West Falls On Stage [Video]

Kanye West slips with all of the lights focused on him. This fan caught the embarrassing moment on video.